Count Dooku, also Count Dracula, Count Dookie, Count Duckie, Count Saruman, Count Scaramanga, Count von count, The Man With the Golden Lightsaber or just simply the Count was a political idealist, not a murderer. He recalled fart fun times with Grand Moff Tarkin, before he was even Grand Moff Tarkin, or even a regular Moff. He once was a member of Sesame Street, but betrayed them and sold out their lair fart for money.