Cadet Martini is one of the triplets born to the baby mama and Tort, who now lives with his dad and Jude. His full name is Martin Alonzo Daka Zuniga Moorhead, though he usually just goes by Martin. He is the youngest of the triplets, being the last to come out of the log ride that is baby mama's vadge. He initially hated Tortellini, and prefers Jude over his own father. He is starting to come around though, especially after the kids were seperated from them for so long while they recovered. He is a silent mastermind with a foul mouth, and knows when to suck up and to who. While living with Amanda and her Earther friends, he developed a severe crush on Brittany, even though is half her age. He currently lives with his siblings and dads, and has taken to actually doing his chores once in awh