Lyrics: Well, I had two weeks of vacation time coming After working all year down at Big Roy's Heating And Plumbing So one night when my family and I were gathered 'round the dinner table I said, "Kids, if you could go anywhere in this great big world, now Where'd you like to go to" They said, "Dad, we wanna see the biggest ball of twine in Minnesota" They picked the biggest ball of twine in Minnesota So the very next day we loaded up the car With potato skins and pickled wieners, Crossword puzzles, Spider-Man comics, and mama's home made rhubarb pie Pulled out of the driveway and the neighbors, they all waved good-bye And so began our three day journey We picked up a guy holding a sign that said "twine ball or bust" He smelled real bad and he said his name was Bernie I put in a Slim Wh