Hello, America. Your humble correspondent Glenn Beck reporting. You see, progressivism is the cancer that will kill America and its founding values and founding documents. It is a document-and-value-eating cancer! Because the Evil Socialist Obama Lenin Stalin Mao mandate doctrine is not good for the American Republic! Progressivism has led to many evil things happening, like women being allowed to vote, work outside of the home, and crap like that! It's awful! Now, the only way to save this land and take it back from those evil liberal socialist Nazi commies is to follow my great orders!