[LOCK, SHOCK & BARREL]Kidnap Mr. Sandy Claws? [LOCK]I wanna do it! [BARREL]Let's draw straws [SHOCK]Jack said we should work togetherThree of a kind [LOCK, SHOCK & BARREL]Birds of a featherNow and forever! La, la la, la, la, la, la la, la, la, la, La, la la, la, la, la, la la, la la, la! Kidnap the Sandy Claws, lock him up real tight!Throw away the key and thenTurn off all the lights! [SHOCK]First, we're going to set some baitInside a nasty trap and waitWhen he comes a-sniffing we willSnap the trap and close the gate [LOCK, SHOCK & BARREL]Wheeee! [SHOCK]I wish my cohorts weren't so dumb [SHOCK]Shut up!