During its brief existence, the Daughters of Conformity's roster was as follows: * Sips (President), alias "Freddie Mercury" * Turps (Vice-President), alias "Stanley" * Trottimus ("Assistant Vice-President"), alias "the Raccoon" * Alsmiffy (Waterboy), alias "Paddy Smallshorts" * djh3max ("Assistant Waterboy"), alias "Mickey Pokey"