The rides at HappyWorldLand include: * The Tooth Ferry, a monorail whose cars are shaped like teeth, and the station is shaped like a giant mouth. This monorail gives the guests a tour of the park. * Happy Go Pukey * Happy Feet * The Gargle * The Happy Crasher * The Happy Centrifuge * Slap Happy Fun * The Stairway to Heaven * The Bullet Train to Heck