Voiceover: "Finally, it has returned. Digitally remastered. With extra footage... Removed. From the makers of... 'The Wimbledon Common Womble Massacre', 'Bill & Ben's Not So Excellent Adventure', And... 'Dougal Does Dallas', Comes the most easily antiquated film of 1988. The Critics said... 'We haven't seen it...' - Time Magazine 'Fantastic, brilliant, a work of rare genius...' - The Director 'Can we go home now?' - The Crew 'We're losing this crowd, better lock the doors.' - The Projectionist 'Don't mention I did the voiceover for this.' - Gary Files 'It will be a great disastda.' - Charles "Bud" Tingwell 'My lawyers will be in touch in the morning.' - Gerry Anderson Winner of the prestigious 'Best Film I've Ever Made' Award Twice. From the director of Kate and Steve's Wedding Video 1986