Ocular Gonorrhea is what you get when you are reading uncyclopedia.wikia.com and you question any of its information. It is a highly contagious, ocular infectious disease of the visual system, primarily caused by questioning any of uncyclopidia's information, but can also be transmitted if some one with ocular gonorrhea looks at you directly in the eye. The only month of the year that there is 50% chance of you not getting it is .