Just what type of cheese the moon is made from remains a mystery. Many assume, due to the craters, the cheese is some form of swiss variety. However due to the dry nature, it is much more likely a british stilton or maybe a wensleydale with cranberries. In fact the first man on the moon, Aneeda Smith famously shouted, after taking the first man made bite out of the moon, "Wow this is cheese!" Good job Aneeda. She claimed she first sampled the moon believing the moon was one big button, to her dismay she was wrong.