Oh the ghost is here and it's always a fake. The ghost is here and there's no reason to shake. The ghost is here, oh give us a break. It's fake. Another ghoul attack she's breathing down our back so we're making tracks for the exit. Oh the ghost is here and it's a crook in a suit. The ghost is here and he's protecting some loot. The ghost is here, oh give him the boot. He's fake. It doesn't matter where we go, we know a ghost is gonna show and so we look for the bogus we look for the scam and every time the ghost is a sham.