Verdukianism is a religion Frank, Lutz and Toofer made up in Season 4 episode 8, to avoid Kenneth's confusing Secret Santa. They believe in: * The healing Power of Root Beer * that a man can have up to 9 wives if 2 of them are male. Holidays include: * Merlinpeen- in which they always leave work early for the movies. * Holiday of Mouth Pleasures- free sausage pizza, followed by a gentle flossing preformed by a blonde virgin Holiday decorations include a bowl of meat cubes with Jimmy Connors sticking out. Their famous Holiday song goes Oh, Meatbowl of Verduke,