Larsen's Biscuits are a subsidiary of Fairy washing up liquid that sponsor the British television show Top Gear and a host of churches in the midwest of Outer Bangolia. They officially changed their name from 'Arse Biscuits' in 2005 after long and hard negotiations with the Gay Rights organisation. This is opposed to the Gay Lefts who loiter the Houses of Parliament eating burgers and crap like that. ~ Boris Johnson