The Crotch Hit Hall Of Fame was originally a store where food and goods could be bought. But after the human race became sick, greedy, dunderheads they were forced to find some pleasure (Other than masturbating). So they created the Crotch Hit Hall Of Fame dedicated to good hits to the crotch! It was founded in 1973 and was at first illegal until george bush became the president. This sick perve actually aloud this Hall Of Fame to stay open and actually eventually bought it out. He added many additions and when his son took over (George Bush) he added new additions such as the pain hall. Which is right next door and has many exhibits including... shoot the vice president in the face. The Crotch Hall Of Fame is a great part for many of the pervert Americans!