There are many, crazy new ways to of losing weight. Weird drugs, strange food. Videos to buy. Basically the whole 'losing weight' industry is exploiting fat people and a way of making fat people who have tried everything to lose weight feel small. And have you noticed how it's always really slim people advertising fast food? However if you don't want to be pumped full of drugs or splash out a load of money on peculiar food and then splash out the food again here is an almost full proof way of losing the pounds mapped out in this handy little equation: