So we here in FAN have been watchin' the fireworks lately and saving cash grande on our electricity bill by turning off the nightlights (since everything glows in the dark nowadays). Went through a few storerooms of cheap booze... Gave some local Dung Beetles a hand with clearing out the waste... Polished a few nukes and added some love notes to the other side on the nosecones... Then we went back to watching the canned sunshine get opened. Then the nuke show just seemed to kind of... slow down. Kinda like Pickle walking past a group of midgets. ...nothin. This is their story.