Twilight, The Movie is a film based on the book Twilight by Stephenie Meyer. This movie contains quite possibly the most mind-numbing 121 minutes you will ever experience in your lifetime. Many reports indicate that after viewing, up to 40% of the brain can deterriorate to the point of becoming a bitter, gooey mush. However, it is unknown if these reports are totally reliable, as many Twilight fans have viewed the movie and have experienced no major effect on any part of their anatomy, most likely due to not having any intelligence-processing qualities other than "twilighttwilighttwilighttwlight".