Secret alter ego of Zorro. David is most certainly a gay blade and he likes to advertise it by going by his nickname "Jota". The strangest fact about his familia is that his mother is una hermafrodita and has an enormous penis (Un chile grande). This mariposa, expert of the subject of salad tossing, cuts a svelte figure within the world of the international foppery thanks to his radical interpretations of Chinese Opera. This genuine retard , is looking for inanimate objects to mate with, and is especially seeking a statue of Natalie Portman. He has a bowl of hot grits all ready to go.