Note: This is a comedy fanfiction. Another note:There are going to be grammar mistakes and misspellings in this story on purpose. Please don't come to my talk page and whine about me having bad grammar. IT'S A JOKE. Get over it. If you want to read a serious story, read Macewing. * Chapter 1 Murk was flying around in the underworld, looking for the tree. Now, Murk here is obsessed with the tree. Here is an example of Murk talking: THE TREE!!!! TREEEE!!!!!!!!! TREEE! Now let's get on with the story. * THE REAL Chapter 1 * Chapter tWo 1: by poor, I mean bat who is in serious need of a hobby.