A Discordian Tithing Ritual to be performed every payday, or whenever it seems unnecessary. 1. * Obtain five crisp, new one dollar bills. 2. * Affix an official-looking Erisian seal to each bill, using a rubber stamp or any other suitable means. 3. * Select five people at random out of your telephone book. Only accept those faithful who have listed a mailing address, not those damned sinners who leave it unlisted. 4. * Mail one bill to each person, enclosing it with the below letter, printed on your cabal's official letterhead: 5. * We suggest that you get in the habit of using the activation phrase publicly at every opportunity. Eris just might have a present for you.