The Ek-sen-trik Discordians release false and sometimes frivolous information about their "disorganization" to thwart investigators. One such report deals with the location of their headquarters: Our secret headquarters are in the navel of the belly of Saint The Mary, 8.537 inches (21.68398 cm) north of her lower naughty bits. You can find us easily, assuming you can find The Mary. Being the only independent Discordian intelligence agency in Mary's navel, we report directly to the Director of the Illuminaughty, Pee-wee Herman. Another report, while also fallacious, seems closer to the truth.