Shawn Hannity, twin brother of Sean Hannity, was a professional 'waste of space' on the world renown Fox News reality show until he sacrificed himself for Islam and became a martyr. He recently sent back word that he could only count 10 virgins in the afterlife because he couldn't remember what number came after 10. Due to Shawn having a moderate political ideology sometimes, he has been awarded multiple prestigious prizes in Journalism and Debauchery. A "fair and balanced" commentator by all accounts, he brought on a wide range of viewpoints by calling in guests like Dick Cheney, and Osama Bin Laden from exotic places like the Military Industrial Complex and Arabistan respectively.