The Squidly's Songs is one of the songs on the episode Dunces and Dragons. I was the king's favorite fool I made merry mirth and laughter. But I told one bad joke, And the king had a stroke, Now I hang from ye old rafter. The evil wizard's dragon is here, See the townsfolk scream with fear. See the townsfolk try to run. I can tell this won't be fun. The dragon will torch everything. Anything in the valley. Hospitals, schools, retirement homes. Even ye old bowling Alley. (Not the bowling alley) (everyone be-eth a critic)