There was an uglyBarnacle. So ugly thatEveryone died. Fin. Patrick tells a taleof an ugly barnacleSpongeBob was not helped. Ugly barnacleSo ugly as to cause deathNot a helpful tale. Spongebob feels uglyPatrick tells him a storyBarnacle kills all. Destroys everyone!So ugly! The death of all:Ugly Barnacle A Spongebob appeared!Pat used "Ugly Barnacle"!It's not effective... The story? Made offail. The entries? TV Tropes Made of Win Archive.What's the lesson here? Ugly BarnacleSo ugly everyone died.Cue the Slasher Smile. Soul wrought of evilEre his birth, is doomed to dieNaught could have saved him...