The members in Politburo are as following: * General Secretary Yakov Smirnoff is the general secretary of the Politburo and the Soviet Union. He is the mastermind behind the Russian Reversals. General Secretary is sometimes called the Explosive Dynamite Laughter Man. He has really hot legs. * Captain Darling, the Commissioner of Romantic Relationships and Random Acts of Sadism. Captain Darling is the only female member of the Politburo. It is believed that Darling is Smirnoff's secretary and some more things. Sushi and men dressed up as chickens turn her on, for example the notorious Chicken guy. * Comrade Yadumayuchotov, Commissioner of Obscene Gestures and Traffic Jams, also holding the responsibility of Shoes and Mustaches within the Politburo. Comrade I'll-think-about-it