Wolfgang Birdflock Hellborn Mozart IV, (October 32, 1845 — November 22, 2003) more commonly known simply as Mozart (probably because he copied Rozart and thought that Mozart was his coolest name, which it was, even though it's not really all that cool anyway) is most famous for inventing the piano and growing up with it as if it were his brother, making out with it (back then, incest didn't matter), having sex with it, making babies with it (there is a difference), and raising children with it.