"Hardcore, Blood & Semen" is a That's Adultery song featured on the Woods Are Wet EP. The song features a looped drum track and the electric guitar stylings of That Ignorant, Ignorant Cowboy, as well as the rapping of The Flesh of Bulls. The song was recorded in one take with only few practice runthroughs preceding it. Murphy ad-libbed a few lines, most notably the line which expresses sexual desire for Avril Lavigne.