Brian Peppers was born in Guillaume, Ohio (suburb of Toledo) on November 1, 1968. Shortly afterward, the Ugly Truck crashed through a nearby wall and backed over his face several times before grinding to a halt, having used up all of its Ugly. This is one of only two such breakdowns on record (the other time being when Chin-chan was born). Several weeks after he escaped his mother's rotten, parasite-infested womb, he was dropped from a third-story balcony by Michael Jackson, who had rented him from his mother for a "sleepover" party. This became a widely-known incident, but some good almost came of it. Brian hit the pavement with his face, breaking his facial bones in such a way that he would look normal when he healed. Unfortunately, the Ugly Truck had just gotten out of the shop and was