For years Hitler had been stuggling with erectile dysfunction. However, one day, after he ate a Freddo, he felt ruffling in his pants. To his amazement, the chocolate had stimulated the old boy, and he was now as stiff as a bad back that's been cryogenically frozen for 600 years in the Arctic. Hitler immediately knew what he had to do: cover his mistress in chocolate and he'd be jolly. He named his new invention Ze Fuhrer's In Ze House! He became a millionaire.