Begley: Well, what the fuck is it? Foamy: Well, apparently, it's some sort of a Japanese sex robot. It's only desire is to please you! Robot: I am here to please you! Begley: Those Japanese are so clever! Foamy: They should, you know, put all their technology to better use, rather than wasting it on robotic handjobs. Robot: I will fuck! Begley: Who was it posted to anyway? Foamy: Well, it was supposed to go to the pizza guy but for some reason, the postal worker couldn't tell the difference between the letter G and Q, so here it is. Robot: Hello! Begley: Give me one good reason why? Begley: Right!