ONFU (because "OFUN" was too misleading even by OFU staff standards) was the Official Fanfiction University for Naruto. Its course coordinators were Miss Kit and Miss O. It was written by Kyuubi no Kitsune9 and comprised five chapters, but sadly, it was deleted from the Pit and only the first chapter remains on Archive.is. The fanbrat du jour was slasher Alice White, a.k.a. Sand-Fox9, "an over-weight, anti-social girl who attempted to pair up Gaara and Hanabi." Alice managed to annoy the Misses right off the bat and get herself dropped through a plothole for being a smart-arse.