The Wall Protecting America's Borders™ is not a wall, it's a big canvas for a mural. Hey, can we get someone to paint a base coat on it? It's too hot for me to work out there, and I'll be damned if you think I'm going to paint it for $8 an hour, anyway. This article is a stub. You can get a Tip of the Hat* from Stephen by adding only truthiness to it.*Tip of the Hat not guaranteed.