NC: Hello, I'm the Nostalgia Critic. I remember it so you don't have to. To make a creepy idea charming doesn't make it charming. It makes it...more creepy. And I think that anyone could say that of today's film: Milk Money. [clips from the movie play as the song "This Heart" by Nanci Griffith plays] NC (voiceover): Okay, here's the premise: A bunch of little boys want to see a grown prostitute naked. NC: (shrugs) Charmed yet?! [back to various movie clips] NC: (speaks quickly) Who says they do? Not me. Let's get this over with. Milk Money. [The opening plays] NC: Or...maybe it's a cheap joke.