It was Christmas Eve at the Sopranos and all the machine guns were firing, even Big Tone's. Now,on this Christmas night, Santa Claus had appeared, though it seemed Tim Allen had shaven his beard. All the stockings were stuffed with moldy cheese and a big pile of brown surprise, oh geese! In case you are a dumbass, this thing is s'posed to rhyme so pull up a freaking chair and start wasting some time! Now Tony had already in the stockings placed expensive gifts, so he freakin' snapped when he found on them some Santa Claus piss.