Lyrics: It was just the other day When we went to Joe's Cafe Just to order up a couple steaks to eat But we noticed something wrong All the Worcestershire was gone But the waitress brought a different kind of treat She said this sauce was the chef's new creation Guaranteed, it's the real taste sensation But she warned us it's made out of prunes "Try a little if you dare" "Nothing can compare" So we had some and now we swear We won't eat prunes again That was such a dirty trick Boy, it really made us sick Well it looks like we've been done in by the prune Still the memory lingers on I been livin' in the john 'Cause I've had the runs since Monday afternoon This said this sauce was the chef's new creation Guaranteed, it's the latest sensation But she warned us it's made out of prunes "Try