'Lets do something spontaneous' Said Boobah, as he slammed his face into a window. 'No. Every time we do anything spontaneous we end up almost being killed by some sort of tyrant we have managed to piss off along the way, eventaually escaping his evil clutches and then having our actions documented in an article on some back-water website' replied Doobah. 'Say what?' 'Forget it, I'll get my coat...' 'Why?' 'I stole his football' 'Damn you Boobah, always nicking rich people's footballs...' 'Well maybe if you gave me the money to get my own...' Doobah frowned. Boobah had begun to salivate.