Peter (Coward) Costello, once known as the most influential Lieutenant in the Howard regime, is possibly the most, utterly, coolest sounding name in the Australian Government at the moment. He would have been Prime Minster of Australia by now, if he had any balls. He set a new record for the bitchiest little bitch cake when he bitched out of challenging for the Liberal leadership while unopposed. Instead of taking the leadership he had so long coveted he retired from politics so he could sit at home sucking on his sour grapes. He does love those grapes and shows them to his visitors when he has dinner parties.