Dill Pickles was born in late 1807 to Stu and Didi Pickles. He spent a mere seven months with his parents before Stu decided his kids were never going to look like Tom Hanks. He put them up for adoption in disgust. Vendetta Williams arrived talking about how great of a Nazi Stu was. Stu declared he was not a Nazi, but a "Part Time Fascist". Williams said this was close enough and adopted the Pickles kids.