Author: Nummie In another time, in another place, in another Azeroth not very much unlike our own, there was a Gnome. One of the cutest gosh darn Gnomes that the world had ever seen. She was downright adorable from the tips of her pink ponytails down to her carefully polished toenails. Even her name conjured nothing but fanciful, fun images (as was fairly common to her race.) She was young, barely of age, with wide blue eyes staring at the world. Wide blue eyes filled with hate. An order that heavily featured COOKIES! "OMG ur ghey!" "No ur MOM is!" "WTS ur mom 1s, PST!" Wait. Back up. The world spun.