COLONIAL HEIGHTS, VA - Today marks the anniversary of a cultural phenomenon as website Wookieepedia, the Star Wars wiki celebrates five very, very long years of mass-debating over the (sadly long gone) Jean-Luc Picard article, supplying redundant information from some old role-playing game, mass-debating over the Dantius Palpatine article, plotting ways to discredit Halopedia, admiring Abel G. Peña, furiously BEEBLing until a thick, white bodily substance is released, and giving shelter to the Scottish. Oh, and Karen Traviss plopped herself in there somewhere.