To the Writers of TextbooksAhoy Pirate,There are certain things that worry me, but citing them all would lead us nowhere – a place we have simply agreed to name ‘Belgium’. According to the Nouvelle Gazette of Charleroi there are three types of mischief that are not allowed in our country: economic success, a superior northern culture, and education that informs on the difference between school children and pedophiles (‘pédés’). A matter of fuzzy logic seems to have been applied here, but I shall not comment on these issues. Dear Intern, I too have a case officer, and she doesn’t like it when I whine, so I shall remain vague, like a true Walloon. Recently I can’t take my mind off of the concept of the easter egg. It confuses me, and worse for my neighbours, infuriates me beyond the point of