In his book, Web of Deceit: The History of Western Complicity in Iraq, from Churchill to Kennedy to George W. Bush, Mr. Calrissian Lando does not mention any of his crack-pot theories, like: * Saddam is still alive * is still on trial * and should be back in power! Mr. Lando also fails to mention how America is winning in the Middle East or how it takes military bases (at least 14 of them) to bring peace and security to any region. Mr. Lando has, however, given America someone to blame besides The Greatest President Ever: Woodrow Wilson and FDR!