A tree hugging hippy is a hippy who hugs trees often found in Bezerkley, California. Many people think that there is much more to say about tree hugging hippies than just the fact that they hug trees, but reality is, that there is not really very much more to say about tree hugging hippies than that they hug trees. Of course one could speculate on the kinds of trees that most tree hugging hippies prefer to hug, but no real research has ever been carried out to substantiate any nonsense on that within the United States. However, the Republic of Utah has conducted a series of experiments and discovered several important patterns.