The Assistant:Hello and welcome to the first annual Fantendo Official World Olympics also known as FOWO. I will be your announcer today and the referee is my buddy here. The Apprentice:I`m NOT your buddy! **** IT! The Assistant:Yes you are. The Apprentice:No I'm not! The Assistant:What a great friend. Anyway there are only three competitors today and they are The Fan The Enemy and Frog. The Apprentice:(scowls when he says The Fan and The Enemy) The Assistant:So let the games begin! The Apprentice:The first game is Hot Dog Eati- wait, what? Hot dog easting, seriously? The Assistant: Of couse! (later)