Okay, so I never really intended to take Home Ick. I kind of signed up by accident. I have lots of accidents. The Emergency Room has a seat with my name on it. Honestly—It's a little plaque that says "Reserved for Heath Burns". I used to think that was pretty cool until some monster told me it was like getting a trophy for being clumsy. I do that a lot it seems—thinking something is totally hot and then finding out it's totally not. I guess it's good I have such a short memory about the mistakes I make otherwise I'd never leave the house. What was I talking about? Oh yeah, Home Ick. I get distracted easily. I think it's a fire elemental thing...maybe.