"The actaul Gospel was created by Jim as a last minute piece of English coursework; Most people said that it was impossible to write a new chapter of the bible as he was 2000 years too late to hang with Jesus and his homies. Not to be hampered with this, Jim set out to build himself a time machine, when he failed to create a working time machine in under 30 minutes, he turned to the next best option: hardcore drugs and alcohol. Within the hour he was stoned, tripping and pissed beyond the normal human limits, Jim found that this was a lot easier than building a working time machine and once he'd regained control of his hands he wrote down the masterpiece. Once it had been sent to his teacher, marked, sent back, edited, sent back again, lost, found, lost again, found in the laundry basket,