This team sucks The Seattle Sounders EFF SEE (NOT football/soccer franchise/club) is the greatest American soccer club ever, and is based the greatest city ever: Seattle, George Washington. Founded in 1874 by Drew Carey I, the Sounders FC the best thing to ever happen to American soccer. Why are the Flounders better than you're shitty club on the I-95 corridor? First, our logo doesn't have three people on the crest, like wtf is that bullshit. SECOND, we FILL our stadium. And it isn't some shit ass piece of medel bleachers with a stage at the end either. HELL NO. It's 440,000 open seats (AND DONT YOU DARE SAY PARTS ARE TARPED OFF. IF THE UPPER BOWL WAS OPEN WE WOULD GET 670,000 A MATCH.)