Three days ago at the grocery store the perfect man asked me out on a date. ME! Gorgeous, funny, rich, good with kids, you name it! He’s taking me out to this a Japanese place called Ichigo's Beautiful Squid Pagoda. Weird name, but he assured me the food is out of this world. JUST as I am finishing my makeup he knocks on the door with that hilarious knock you always hear on sitcoms. When I open the door, he is standing there with the most beautiful blue orchids I have ever seen and a big smile on his face like he is the one getting the good end of the deal here. “Are you ready for the best night of your short life?” he asks in that deep voice of his. Ignoring the short part, I answer “Why yes kind sir, would let us be off.”.