Dovepaw (sitting in the apprentice den crouched over a pile of cookies): "Don't worry, my pretties, that mean old Jayfeather can't hurt you anymore.... now you are MINE!" (evil laugh) (Jayfeather enters den) Dovepaw (hiding cookies under Ivypaw's bedding): "Err-um- Jayfeather! Hi!" Jayfeather(suspiciously): "Did I hear you talking to someone?" Dovepaw (shaking head vigorously): "No, no, not at all! Not one tiny bit! I wasn't talking to anything- I mean anyone!" Jayfeather: "Anything, you say?" Dovepaw: "I meant anyone, anyone- yeah, that's it." (Both go outside) Both: "DIVA?" Jayfeather: "OMG!"