This Bloke Down the Pub has a nephew who is studying personal finance at the local polytechnic and he reckons, what with his insider knowledge and all, that now is a good time to be diverting all your liquid assets into real estate. But wait! Not just any real estate. No sir! Central African coastal mangroves in Equatorial Guinea! Pow! 4000% increase in the next twelve months or his nephew is actually going to eat his fedora! I mean...you can't say fairer than that.